"If you want to celebrate St Pat's today, eat a raw potato, build a house out of peat and get yourself
shot by an Englishman."
The rest of Ellis' St. Pat's day well wishes can be read here.
As for myself (not remotely Irish) and Cathy (clearly descended from the Irish) we plan a nice quiet evening at home and perhaps breaking open a bottle of Irish whiskey or something. And then we might call and harass Dups.
You say that you too would like to call Dups and leave him a drunken, or at least harassing, message? Excellent. Go here to get his number.
Treeful of Starling - Hawksley Workman