Me: I really want to dump all over New Moon, but as I haven't read the books and have no intention of ever seeing the movie, I really don't have the right, do I?
Cathy: Nope. You always get mad when religious groups dump on movies you like but have no plan on ever seeing. You think they're hypocrites.
Me: This is true. Oh well. Besides, it's not like the movie is made for people like me anyway.
Cathy: Who is it made for then?
Me: Well, there are three target audiences - teenage girls, soccer moms and gay men.
Cathy: Well, teenage girls like the guys, and I guess gay men like the guys. And I guess the soccer moms have something they can bond with teenage girls with. This might be one of the few things that a mom and her daughter can talk about, especially when they're teenagers.
Me: I guess that's true, but...
Me: I just assumed they were cougars and wanted to fuck the guys as well.
Cathy: You're hopeless.
1. Sand in my shoes - Dido
2. Never gonna happen - Lily Allen
3. Red light - U2
4. This is not America - David Bowie
5. Caroline - David Gray