Cathy: (upon reading Dups latest adventures in the wilderness) Well, that settles it. I'm never going on vacation with Dups.
Craig: I didn't think his latest adventures were that bad.
Cathy: He went camping with Mike in sub-zero temperatures in the middle of nowhere Alberta without any food.
Craig: Well, bad for Dups. Not so much for Mike. Dups is a vegetarian, Mike isn't. If worse had come to worse, I like Mike's odds better.
Cathy: And they tried to break Ted (Martin)'s record for most number of Golden Hammers (Strongbow with a shot of whiskey) consumed in an evening.
Craig: Admittedly, that's a bit worrying. Ted, in his prime, had the liver of a Norse God. It was a foolish record to try and break that. But after Mongolia God only knows the state of his biology. He may have a Super Liver. He might have developed a secondary liver as a defence mechanism to protect his body from the abuse.
Cathy: And I don't even want to get into the Bibliomancy thing.
Craig: So I can never go on vacation with Dups either, then?
Cathy: You can go if it's just you and Dups. You and Dups with other people is not allowed.
Craig: So me, Dups, Seamus and Myrick, for example...
Cathy: Are you insane?
Craig: So that's a no.
Cathy: The only way it happens is if OM went along. It's the only conceivable way I could see you coming back alive.
Craig: Frankly, I still wouldn't give good odds.
Cathy: Well, if you insist on going just let me know so I can take out a large life insurance policy in advance.
Craig: I feel the love, babe.
Cathy: If you're going to go kill yourself, then at least I need to have the money to lead a comfortable life as a widow.