Because I'm feeling naughty this evening. If you want something more in-depth to read on the premier's heart surgery, I suggest heading over to Ed's blog and reading his fascinating analysis and conjecture about what really might have been going on this week.
As for me, I'm going with something cheap and funny. H/t to John for the link. And go here if you want to do your own comic.
1. Red light indicates doors are secured - Arctic Monkeys
2. The best baby in the world (comedy) - Patton Oswalt*
3. Courage - The Tragically Hip
4. Musical key - The Cowboy Junkies
5. Happy Jack - The Who